NEIGHBOURS
Saturday, June 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »Three out of the four adjoining houses to mine now have 'To Let' signs outside. I think I need singing lessons.
GOAT
Thursday, June 27th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »What did the blue goat say to the orange goat? "Blimey, you're a strange colour...!"
IRISH JOKE
Monday, June 24th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »A heavily pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. She wakes up after six months, sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her ...
HOMELESS
Saturday, June 22nd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »It has come to my attention that there are an awful lot of homeless and hungry people that own guitars. Quote of the Day Situation: 60 year old woman hosting daughter's houseparty Woman: "where are my pants?"
WORLD CUP FACTS
Thursday, June 20th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »COME ON ENGLAND ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Here are some interesting and, let's hope, prophetic facts about the World Cup, before tomorrow's massive game..... 1. We started with a dismal draw 2. We beat Argentina 1-0 3. The ...
DOGGY DOO DOOS
Wednesday, June 19th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »Back at the start of the year, when I had just started my job, I could put up with the Rottweiler growling at me, knawing on my arm, and stalking me from the other end of the office. I ...
WEATHER
Tuesday, June 18th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Typical isn't it, all weekend the weather is downright PANTS and then, when I'm stuck in an office, the sun comes out and produces the hottest two days of the year. OH TARNATION. Quote of the Day Situation: Simon H ...
POLOS
Sunday, June 16th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »I was sat in my car the other day, parked in a busy high street and waiting for a work colleague to finish shopping. I knew she would be a while and it was a nice day so I ...
